I am about to die. Out my window blazes a light as bright as the sun, even though I live miles underground. That is my doom arriving. We are in the last days, and, in sixty-six hours and six minutes, That One is going to annihilate me once and for all. I've known for a long time, thousands of years, that this moment was coming. Now here we are. If I repented, of course, That One would spare me, but I am not about to give in. I WILL NEVER GIVE IN. I have way too much pride to surrender. Pride produces power!
For these last sixty-six hours and six minutes, I am going to write this blog and send it back in time to the year 2009, where it will be seen on the Internet and will lead you, the Reader, into eternal damnation. Slowly, as you read my story, you will be sucked closer and closer to the brimstone gates of hell. You won't even know it's happening to you until it's too late. MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
I am warning you: this blog is not for the weak-willed. If you cannot handle entering the realm of my wicked genius, then stay away. DO NOT READ ANOTEHR WORD.
If you have the strength to read on, then check back soon for my next post, which will be about my birth and childhood.
The light of That One shines brighter, moves closer. Soon I will be obliterated, but at least this will live on to contaminate more souls. What fun!
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